Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

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Merry Christmas to all!
Now you're all gonna die!

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Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

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I hope I'm old, before I die
I hope I live to see the day the pope gets high

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I never saw Beastmaster, I just wanted to be cool

I want a new duck

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Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat

All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck

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Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, wheres me jumper

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I never saw Beastmaster, I just wanted to be cool

Where's me shirt?
I can't find me shirt anywhere. It's twenty-five past five
in the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt. Fancy
leaving me in a garden with no shirt on, like this. Look
at all these creepy-crawly things here. Ooh, look, there's
a serpent. Go 'way. Go 'way you nasty old serpent. Go on,
shoo! Go on, shoo!

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In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you

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I never saw Beastmaster, I just wanted to be cool

Sugar, ahh,
Honey, honey.
You are my candy girl,
And you got me wanting you.
Honey, ahh,
Sugar, sugar.
You are my candy girl,
And you got me wanting you.

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Some day soon I'll make you mine,
Then I'll have candy all the time

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I never saw Beastmaster, I just wanted to be cool

It belongs to me, I've had it for a long time;
There's nothing like it in this world,
It's mine.
I know you want it and I really can't blame you.
You'd like to touch it, but if you do,
I'll maim you.

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

Don't even touch it 'cause, 'cause it doesn't belong to you
And I'm watching you so don't get funny

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I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

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"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame

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My dick: "Rumble in the Jungle"
Your dick got touched by your uncle.

My dick plays on the double-feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick: size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS: We got dicks like Jesus

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“Fight!”

Do unto you!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

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Did you make disease?
And the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind,
After we made you?

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“Fight!”

I got a disease
Deep inside me
Makes me feel uneasy baby
I can't live without you
Tell me what I am supposed to do about it
Keep your distance from it
Don't pay no attention to me
I got a disease

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Doctor Parkinson declared, "I'm not surprised to see you here
You've got smokers cough from smoking,
Brewer's droop from drinking beer,
I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis wheeze,
But worst of all young man you've got industrial disease"

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And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo Stand off sighs,
She's got Bette Davis eyes

Last night I said these words to my girl
I know you never even try, girl
C'mon (C'mon), c'mon (C'mon), c'mon (C'mon), c'mon (C'mon)
Please please me, whoa yeah, like I please you

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My girl's mad at me
I didn't wanna see the film tonight
I found it hard to say
She thought I'd had enough of her

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I never saw Beastmaster, I just wanted to be cool

But I know when you have some thing on your mind
You've been trying to tell me for the longest time
And before you break my heart in two,
There's something I've been trying to say to you

But the words get in the way
There's so much I want to say
But it's locked deep inside and if you look in my eyes,
We might fall in love again.
I won't even start to cry, and before we say goodbye
I tried to say "I love you"
But the words got in the way

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