"Is that Bratzks on the high wire?" "Yeah, that's him. Do you think we need to tell him that we can see his...um, that he shouldn't wear shorts that baggy?"

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

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http://www.steelfrog.net

Aim for Beyonce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!

"Thanks but I think I'll walk. The wind blowing up my skirt really gets me excit...um, well, you don't want to go there."

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

Damn, I had a good one for the Roscoe Jenkins pic. It involved a filmwiser's nose hair. Then the stupid server fucked up... oh well.

"Son of a... who was in charge of the torches? We can't be an angry mob with pitchforks and torches without the torches. It just ain't right!"

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"You say you can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? I've been waiting for you my whole life. What's your name?"
"sldawgs ma'am."

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

Prepare to be blown away.

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http://www.steelfrog.net

"Oops, I'm sorry. My name is Steel Frog. How can I make it up to you. We could go back to my lilly pad and get you out of those dry clothes."

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

I'm sorry, but I'm going to need further proof that you are indeed a woman.

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The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!

Publicity still of Statler and Waldorf from the new live action reimagining of The Muppet Movie.

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

No, really - who wants to see my sea cucumber?

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"Hey Baby, want some sushi?"

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

"Excuse me. Have you seen a hillbilly dog around here anywhere?"

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"I told you that chicken looked old."

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*hic*

"yeah, you like it when I squeeze your nipple don't you, friendo?"

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

"Dude, wow....so that's really Paris and sldawgs?"

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*hic*

What the hell is that monkey doing anyway?

"Okay, no concealed weapons. Welcome to America."

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

Are you going to use every shot from MSS?

"We’re encouraging folks to read their Bible. The answers that it gives to important questions often surprise people."

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No, look really... it says right here, "Griffindor Sandwich".
It's a real spell, I swear.

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Elegant Violence

This is my BOOM stick!

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If you wake up at a different time in a different place could you wake up as a different person?

"What did Agra mean when he said 'It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.'?" "I have no idea but he creeps me out all the time."

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

Hott.

I should know better than to sleep with someone named Crabgirl... but those naked Sims just made me so hot.

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"Next time we go on a date can we skip the Black Light Cafe?"

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S-S-S-SLDawggy style

Oh god! Those are not the showers!

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The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!