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F*ck Movieline AV Club

#1 Post by JJ » 05 Dec 2011, 16:14

http://www.movieline.com/syndication.ph ... 6dee090a3c
Some Douchebag at Movieline wrote:According to a report from Vulture, a remake is now in the works for Starship Troopers , the reboot of the 1997 film now joining remakes of RoboCop and Total Recall that will similarly revive Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi films without all that embarrassingly dated irony and cutting satire, which are things we used to enjoy before 9/11.
Three nearly-perfect action films about to be ruined. I'd still rather watch any of them than any action film released in the past decade. And don't begin to preach about what irony and satire is or isn't embarrassingly dated. IOW, movieline, consider this a divorce.
La la la la la.

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#2 Post by Dawson » 06 Dec 2011, 00:26

JJ wrote:http://www.movieline.com/syndication.ph ... 6dee090a3c
Some Douchebag at Movieline wrote:According to a report from Vulture, a remake is now in the works for Starship Troopers , the reboot of the 1997 film now joining remakes of RoboCop and Total Recall that will similarly revive Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi films without all that embarrassingly dated irony and cutting satire, which are things we used to enjoy before 9/11.
Three nearly-perfect action films about to be ruined. I'd still rather watch any of them than any action film released in the past decade. And don't begin to preach about what irony and satire is or isn't embarrassingly dated. IOW, movieline, consider this a divorce.
Fuck Movieline AV club. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
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Re: F*ck Movieline AV Club

#3 Post by Middle » 08 Dec 2011, 00:42

JJ wrote:http://www.movieline.com/syndication.ph ... 6dee090a3c
Some Douchebag at Movieline wrote:According to a report from Vulture, a remake is now in the works for Starship Troopers , the reboot of the 1997 film now joining remakes of RoboCop and Total Recall that will similarly revive Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi films without all that embarrassingly dated irony and cutting satire, which are things we used to enjoy before 9/11.
Three nearly-perfect action films about to be ruined. I'd still rather watch any of them than any action film released in the past decade. And don't begin to preach about what irony and satire is or isn't embarrassingly dated. IOW, movieline, consider this a divorce.
That isn't sarcasm? Wow.
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Re: F*ck Movieline AV Club

#4 Post by JJ » 13 Dec 2011, 11:38

Middle wrote:
JJ wrote:http://www.movieline.com/syndication.ph ... 6dee090a3c
Some Douchebag at Movieline wrote:According to a report from Vulture, a remake is now in the works for Starship Troopers , the reboot of the 1997 film now joining remakes of RoboCop and Total Recall that will similarly revive Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi films without all that embarrassingly dated irony and cutting satire, which are things we used to enjoy before 9/11.
Three nearly-perfect action films about to be ruined. I'd still rather watch any of them than any action film released in the past decade. And don't begin to preach about what irony and satire is or isn't embarrassingly dated. IOW, movieline, consider this a divorce.
That isn't sarcasm? Wow.
Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
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