Random thing that you found mildly amusing

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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1551 Post by JJ » 30 Jan 2020, 11:49

Headline: "Veteran falls over after learning value of old Rolex"

And here I'm thinking that a high valuation is the least he deserves after hiding that uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years.
La la la la la.

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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1552 Post by NoShoes » 30 Jan 2020, 14:27

JJ wrote:
30 Jan 2020, 11:49
Headline: "Veteran falls over after learning value of old Rolex"

And here I'm thinking that a high valuation is the least he deserves after hiding that uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years.
:lol:
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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1553 Post by knarf » 30 Jan 2020, 16:04

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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1554 Post by Batman » 31 Jan 2020, 00:15

NoShoes wrote:
30 Jan 2020, 14:27
JJ wrote:
30 Jan 2020, 11:49
Headline: "Veteran falls over after learning value of old Rolex"

And here I'm thinking that a high valuation is the least he deserves after hiding that uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years.
:lol:
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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1555 Post by alan smithee » 31 Jan 2020, 00:22

Batman wrote:
31 Jan 2020, 00:15
NoShoes wrote:
30 Jan 2020, 14:27
JJ wrote:
30 Jan 2020, 11:49
Headline: "Veteran falls over after learning value of old Rolex"

And here I'm thinking that a high valuation is the least he deserves after hiding that uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years.
:lol:
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:lol:
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:lol:
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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1556 Post by Scruluce » 08 Feb 2020, 15:52

Reddit dadjokes thread wrote:Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!
It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!
Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!
Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!

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If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains
if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains
you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes
Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!

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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1557 Post by Scruluce » 22 Feb 2020, 18:53

In election worker training for the ballot marking machines, it came time to create an audio assisted ballot (for blind voters). We were instructed to check volume levels. The machine I was training on was turned to eleven (out of twenty, but still).

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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1558 Post by knarf » 19 Mar 2020, 08:18

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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

#1559 Post by knarf » 20 Mar 2020, 15:27

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Re: Random thing that you found mildly amusing

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