Worst Songs Ever Thread

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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#76 Post by TravisBickle » 19 May 2009, 10:10

bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
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JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#77 Post by alan smithee » 19 May 2009, 11:31

TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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He meant that reggae sucks.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#78 Post by TravisBickle » 19 May 2009, 13:00

alan smithee wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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He meant that reggae sucks.
Kinda figured that.
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#79 Post by bratzks » 19 May 2009, 22:02

alan smithee wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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He meant that reggae sucks.
Wait... smithee, do you hate reggae too?
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#80 Post by alan smithee » 20 May 2009, 09:00

bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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He meant that reggae sucks.
Wait... smithee, do you hate reggae too?
Only because it sucks.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#81 Post by JJ » 20 May 2009, 09:11

alan smithee wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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He meant that reggae sucks.
Wait... smithee, do you hate reggae too?
Only because it sucks.
See also: Crows, Counting
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#82 Post by bratzks » 20 May 2009, 15:50

alan smithee wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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He meant that reggae sucks.
Wait... smithee, do you hate reggae too?
Only because it sucks.
I'll agree that some reggae sucks. Heck, maybe even a lot of it does. But when they get it right, it's awesome. See: 54-46 (That's My Number)
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#83 Post by JJ » 20 May 2009, 15:59

bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
Image
He meant that reggae sucks.
Wait... smithee, do you hate reggae too?
Only because it sucks.
I'll agree that some reggae sucks. Heck, maybe even a lot of it does. But when they get it right, it's awesome. See: 54-46 (That's My Number)
See: Lies
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#84 Post by alan smithee » 20 May 2009, 17:30

JJ wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
bratzks wrote:
JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
Image
He meant that reggae sucks.
Wait... smithee, do you hate reggae too?
Only because it sucks.
I'll agree that some reggae sucks. Heck, maybe even a lot of it does. But when they get it right, it's awesome. See: 54-46 (That's My Number)
See: Lies
See also: :green:
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#85 Post by Agrajag » 23 May 2009, 16:25

Another reason to love Kate Micucci
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#86 Post by alan smithee » 12 Aug 2009, 19:31

two for one

(This was on the Web a long time ago and then seemed to go away. Only today did I find it again.)
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#87 Post by Agrajag » 12 Aug 2009, 20:24

alan smithee wrote:two for one

(This was on the Web a long time ago and then seemed to go away. Only today did I find it again.)
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#88 Post by alan smithee » 12 Aug 2009, 21:02

Agrajag wrote:
alan smithee wrote:two for one

(This was on the Web a long time ago and then seemed to go away. Only today did I find it again.)
Awesome (but not)
well put
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#89 Post by bratzks » 13 Aug 2009, 07:40

alan smithee wrote:two for one

(This was on the Web a long time ago and then seemed to go away. Only today did I find it again.)
Reminded me of this. Also heard long ago...
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#90 Post by alan smithee » 13 Aug 2009, 09:51

bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:two for one

(This was on the Web a long time ago and then seemed to go away. Only today did I find it again.)
Reminded me of this. Also heard long ago...
wd, bratzks
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Re: Worst Songs Ever Thread

#91 Post by JJ » 16 Oct 2009, 08:41

Spin Doctors wrote:I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope you're doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
Never mind that the last line here makes absolutely no sense. (Ninety-nine what? Luftballons?) This is a fucking song. You write down the lyrics to coincide the music, rehash them, and then sing the crap. There's no sayin' something stupid and then "taking it back". Whether or not you have a little English to doctor the spin.
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#92 Post by You Know, for Kids » 19 Oct 2009, 06:57

JJ wrote:
Spin Doctors wrote:I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope you're doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
Never mind that the last line here makes absolutely no sense. (Ninety-nine what? Luftballons?) This is a fucking song. You write down the lyrics to coincide the music, rehash them, and then sing the crap. There's no sayin' something stupid and then "taking it back". Whether or not you have a little English to doctor the spin.
Pennies.

Don't f*ck with "LIttle Miss Can't-Be-Wrong" - and bear in mind that this is a group whose lead singer lost a cap while performing, stopped the song just long enough to pick it up off the stage, shove it back on and pick up right where he left off (One, two princes kneel before you looking for their lost dentures).

Spin Doctors deserve your eternal praise. ;)
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#93 Post by JJ » 19 Oct 2009, 08:26

You Know, for Kids wrote:
JJ wrote:
Spin Doctors wrote:I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope you're doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
Never mind that the last line here makes absolutely no sense. (Ninety-nine what? Luftballons?) This is a fucking song. You write down the lyrics to coincide the music, rehash them, and then sing the crap. There's no sayin' something stupid and then "taking it back". Whether or not you have a little English to doctor the spin.
Pennies.

Don't f*ck with "LIttle Miss Can't-Be-Wrong" - and bear in mind that this is a group whose lead singer lost a cap while performing, stopped the song just long enough to pick it up off the stage, shove it back on and pick up right where he left off (One, two princes kneel before you looking for their lost dentures).

Spin Doctors deserve your eternal praise. ;)
Let's assume you're right. Take the following sentence:

"If I had a dollar, I'd give you 99 pennies."

WTF does that mean? Maybe the Spin Doctors are just too deep for me.
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#94 Post by You Know, for Kids » 19 Oct 2009, 08:47

JJ wrote:
You Know, for Kids wrote:
JJ wrote:
Spin Doctors wrote:I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope you're doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
Never mind that the last line here makes absolutely no sense. (Ninety-nine what? Luftballons?) This is a fucking song. You write down the lyrics to coincide the music, rehash them, and then sing the crap. There's no sayin' something stupid and then "taking it back". Whether or not you have a little English to doctor the spin.
Pennies.

Don't f*ck with "LIttle Miss Can't-Be-Wrong" - and bear in mind that this is a group whose lead singer lost a cap while performing, stopped the song just long enough to pick it up off the stage, shove it back on and pick up right where he left off (One, two princes kneel before you looking for their lost dentures).

Spin Doctors deserve your eternal praise. ;)
Let's assume you're right. Take the following sentence:

"If I had a dollar, I'd give you 99 pennies."

WTF does that mean? Maybe the Spin Doctors are just too deep for me.
You've never called an ex-girlfriend, drunk, saying you hated her only to call her back and apologize profusely and try to win her back?


The song says:

Hey, you listening?, you're a fucking bitch and I hope you die.
Wait, I'm sorry - please don't be mad at me.
You're the best thing ever to happen to me.
...
I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills - I'll give you anything you want - hundred dollar bills. I'll even let you watch the shows you want to see - just marry me marry me marry me.
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#95 Post by JJ » 19 Oct 2009, 19:18

You Know, for Kids wrote:
JJ wrote:
You Know, for Kids wrote:
JJ wrote:
Spin Doctors wrote:I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope you're doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
Never mind that the last line here makes absolutely no sense. (Ninety-nine what? Luftballons?) This is a fucking song. You write down the lyrics to coincide the music, rehash them, and then sing the crap. There's no sayin' something stupid and then "taking it back". Whether or not you have a little English to doctor the spin.
Pennies.

Don't f*ck with "LIttle Miss Can't-Be-Wrong" - and bear in mind that this is a group whose lead singer lost a cap while performing, stopped the song just long enough to pick it up off the stage, shove it back on and pick up right where he left off (One, two princes kneel before you looking for their lost dentures).

Spin Doctors deserve your eternal praise. ;)
Let's assume you're right. Take the following sentence:

"If I had a dollar, I'd give you 99 pennies."

WTF does that mean? Maybe the Spin Doctors are just too deep for me.
You've never called an ex-girlfriend, drunk, saying you hated her only to call her back and apologize profusely and try to win her back?
Well, sure. Everyone's done that. I've just never bothered counting out change for a dollar in pennies.

Only to leave one out.
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#96 Post by You Know, for Kids » 21 Oct 2009, 07:11

JJ wrote:
You Know, for Kids wrote:
JJ wrote:
You Know, for Kids wrote:
JJ wrote:
Spin Doctors wrote:I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope you're doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
Never mind that the last line here makes absolutely no sense. (Ninety-nine what? Luftballons?) This is a fucking song. You write down the lyrics to coincide the music, rehash them, and then sing the crap. There's no sayin' something stupid and then "taking it back". Whether or not you have a little English to doctor the spin.
Pennies.

Don't f*ck with "LIttle Miss Can't-Be-Wrong" - and bear in mind that this is a group whose lead singer lost a cap while performing, stopped the song just long enough to pick it up off the stage, shove it back on and pick up right where he left off (One, two princes kneel before you looking for their lost dentures).

Spin Doctors deserve your eternal praise. ;)
Let's assume you're right. Take the following sentence:

"If I had a dollar, I'd give you 99 pennies."

WTF does that mean? Maybe the Spin Doctors are just too deep for me.
You've never called an ex-girlfriend, drunk, saying you hated her only to call her back and apologize profusely and try to win her back?
Well, sure. Everyone's done that. I've just never bothered counting out change for a dollar in pennies.

Only to leave one out.
Car fare.
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#97 Post by Buckykatt » 29 Nov 2009, 11:44

And it is officially the holiday season, since I heard that f'ing Christmas shoes song today.

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#98 Post by AngelTash » 30 Nov 2009, 07:13

Buckykatt wrote:And it is officially the holiday season, since I heard that f'ing Christmas shoes song today.
*groan* :roll:
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#99 Post by Midrats » 30 Nov 2009, 12:23

AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:And it is officially the holiday season, since I heard that f'ing Christmas shoes song today.
*groan* :roll:
Holiday season confirmed. They just played Feliz Navidad.
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#100 Post by bratzks » 01 Dec 2009, 08:00

Buckykatt wrote:And it is officially the holiday season, since I heard that f'ing Christmas shoes song today.
I still have never heard this song. *knock on wood*
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