Worst Songs Ever Thread

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#51 Post by F.N.G. » 01 Nov 2006, 13:55

kithereal wrote:tub thumping / who sang this?( vomitous )
when smokey sings/ abc ( vile )
can't fight this feeling/reo speedwagon ( insert cat vomit sound effect )

I KNOW there is more, but thankfully, at this moment ,I can't think of them.

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#52 Post by You Know, for Kids » 01 Nov 2006, 13:58

I think I lean more towards FNG on these songs.

I do have to say, whenever I think of "When Smokey Sings" I always have the response from Win Ben Stein's Money pop into my head:

When Smokey Sings, I Get Violent
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#53 Post by TK421 » 01 Nov 2006, 14:09

You Know, for Kids wrote:I think I lean more towards FNG on these songs.
Agreed...
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#54 Post by kithereal » 01 Nov 2006, 14:21

You Know, for Kids wrote:
kithereal wrote:ah yes
I wonder what members of Chumbawumba are doing right now?
Probably something better than posting on internet community forums.

I was thinking perhaps something in fast food service.

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#55 Post by rinasings2u » 12 Jan 2009, 14:57

i agree

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#56 Post by Steel Frog » 12 Jan 2009, 15:29

rinasings2u wrote:i agree
Circle gets the square.

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#57 Post by TravisBickle » 12 Jan 2009, 15:57

Steel Frog wrote:
rinasings2u wrote:i agree
Circle gets the square.

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#58 Post by AngelTash » 13 Jan 2009, 07:33

kithereal wrote:
You Know, for Kids wrote:
kithereal wrote:ah yes
I wonder what members of Chumbawumba are doing right now?
Probably something better than posting on internet community forums.

I was thinking perhaps something in fast food service.
Like this??
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#59 Post by Buckykatt » 13 Jan 2009, 08:37

I love that Hollywood Squares graphic. You can never have enough Xs and Os.

Meanwhile, since we're talking about Worst Songs Ever, I offer for your consideration:

The dreaded Christmas Shoes song

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#60 Post by bratzks » 13 Jan 2009, 09:24

Buckykatt wrote:I love that Hollywood Squares graphic. You can never have enough Xs and Os.

Meanwhile, since we're talking about Worst Songs Ever, I offer for your consideration:

The dreaded Christmas Shoes song
Ok, that was the first time I've heard that. I lasted 1 min. (fnar, fnar)
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#61 Post by Sela » 13 Jan 2009, 09:38

bratzks wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:I love that Hollywood Squares graphic. You can never have enough Xs and Os.

Meanwhile, since we're talking about Worst Songs Ever, I offer for your consideration:

The dreaded Christmas Shoes song
Ok, that was the first time I've heard that. I lasted 1 min. (fnar, fnar)
Same here, but I lasted 1:54...
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#62 Post by Nunis » 13 Jan 2009, 09:43

1:46. That's when they mentioned Jesus.

Now to wash my ears with some antibiotic soap.

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#63 Post by Sela » 13 Jan 2009, 16:12

Nunis wrote:1:46. That's when they mentioned Jesus.

Now to wash my ears with some antibiotic soap.
I lasted that long to try to listen to the chorus. I even thought about trying to make it to the bridge but it was... a bridge too far
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#64 Post by Steel Frog » 13 Jan 2009, 17:02

Sela5 wrote:
Nunis wrote:1:46. That's when they mentioned Jesus.

Now to wash my ears with some antibiotic soap.
I lasted that long to try to listen to the chorus. I even thought about trying to make it to the bridge but it was... a bridge too far
:) (insert that PCU pic of 'Pigman" here: ) :smitheesignal:

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#65 Post by alan smithee » 13 Jan 2009, 17:15

Steel Frog wrote:
Sela5 wrote:
Nunis wrote:1:46. That's when they mentioned Jesus.

Now to wash my ears with some antibiotic soap.
I lasted that long to try to listen to the chorus. I even thought about trying to make it to the bridge but it was... a bridge too far
:) (insert that PCU pic of 'Pigman" here: ) :smitheesignal:
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#66 Post by Steel Frog » 13 Jan 2009, 17:28

alan smithee wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
Sela5 wrote:
Nunis wrote:1:46. That's when they mentioned Jesus.

Now to wash my ears with some antibiotic soap.
I lasted that long to try to listen to the chorus. I even thought about trying to make it to the bridge but it was... a bridge too far
:) (insert that PCU pic of 'Pigman" here: ) :smitheesignal:
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#67 Post by alan smithee » 13 Jan 2009, 17:36

Steel Frog wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
Sela5 wrote:
Nunis wrote:1:46. That's when they mentioned Jesus.

Now to wash my ears with some antibiotic soap.
I lasted that long to try to listen to the chorus. I even thought about trying to make it to the bridge but it was... a bridge too far
:) (insert that PCU pic of 'Pigman" here: ) :smitheesignal:
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#68 Post by Agrajag » 13 Jan 2009, 20:11

Buckykatt wrote:I love that Hollywood Squares graphic. You can never have enough Xs and Os.

Meanwhile, since we're talking about Worst Songs Ever, I offer for your consideration:

The dreaded Christmas Shoes song
Ah... Yes, I have actually heard this song before... It's been around for a while, and my church used to play it when I was younger.... Never really hear it on the radio (except in my parents' car--on the Contemporary Adult or Christian radio stations)

I think I actually remember seeing a "human video" done to this song (human videos were popular in my denomination--youth groups would take a song and create a story and act out the song... this one came with a story already so I guess the kids were lazy :-) ).
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#69 Post by bratzks » 13 Jan 2009, 20:23

Agrajag wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:I love that Hollywood Squares graphic. You can never have enough Xs and Os.

Meanwhile, since we're talking about Worst Songs Ever, I offer for your consideration:

The dreaded Christmas Shoes song
Ah... Yes, I have actually heard this song before... It's been around for a while, and my church used to play it when I was younger.... Never really hear it on the radio (except in my parents' car--on the Contemporary Adult or Christian radio stations)

I think I actually remember seeing a "human video" done to this song (human videos were popular in my denomination--youth groups would take a song and create a story and act out the song... this one came with a story already so I guess the kids were lazy :-) ).
Take it to the TMI thread.
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#70 Post by fishn4 » 10 May 2009, 20:42

"Day Dreaming" - DJ Drama

[Akon]:
"Shirley temple on ice,
She makes it just right,
That extra grenadine got me feelin' so nice"

Okay you are aware grenadine barely has any flavor, is primarily used to color cocktails, and has no alcohol content right? Good thing she puts that extra food color in there to really get the party crunk. What a douche.

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#71 Post by JJ » 10 May 2009, 21:58

fishn4 wrote:"Day Dreaming" - DJ Drama

[Akon]:
"Shirley temple on ice,
She makes it just right,
That extra grenadine got me feelin' so nice"

Okay you are aware grenadine barely has any flavor, is primarily used to color cocktails, and has no alcohol content right? Good thing she puts that extra food color in there to really get the party crunk. What a douche.
Awesome.

I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
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#72 Post by » 10 May 2009, 22:05

JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
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#73 Post by JJ » 10 May 2009, 22:10

A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
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#74 Post by alan smithee » 10 May 2009, 22:39

JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
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#75 Post by bratzks » 19 May 2009, 07:18

JJ wrote:
A² wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd completely forgotten that I'd made this thread. But it's a good thing I did, since I heard an utter shit cover of Friend of the Devil today redone by the Counting Crows, and I had no clue where I should post about the atrocity.
You seem to listen to a lot of Counting Crows given how often you bash them
I listen to radio that plays Counting Crows. I get nearly as angry when they play reggae. Look: you're a rock station, not an f'ing "reggae/rock station." The two have nothing in common, especially as one sucks.
And here I thought you liked rock.
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