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Ultimate Rock Band Draft- Draft has Begun

#1 Post by » 07 Mar 2011, 23:06

I heard Chuck Klosterman talking about this on Bill Simmons' BS Report podcast last week. It sounded like it could be fun. In the least it would be another pointless exercise on here to help us pass some time.

We will have a draft where we take turns choosing rock stars to fill out our own all-star band. There is no contest once the band is assembled, so this will truly be a pointless endeavor. That said, I think it could still be fun. Who knows, if this works out, maybe next we branch out into making a movie with a fantasy dream cast or something.

If this game really takes off, we could even photoshop together a band photo and come up with names and stuff.

I will take requests to play along over the next couple of days. If we get at least 6 people then I figure we have enough to make it work. If there are more than 16 interested people I'll have to have a lottery or something to see who gets to play.

Once we have our participants set, I'll draw names to set a draft order. We will draft for 5 rounds. The draft will follow a serpentine order. You will choose the following for your band:

1 singer
1 guitarist
1 bassist
1 drummer
1 keyboard/2nd guitarist/whatever else you want

Solo artists are not eligible i/e you may not draft Michael Jackson on vocals or Jimi Hendrix on guitar. Musicians are not allowed to double up on roles. i/e if you choose Paul McCartney for bass or Phil Collins for drums they can not also be used as a singer. These were rules Klosterman mentioned so I am sticking with them.

0 Sugarpuss
Vocals- Grace Slick
Guitar- Eric Clapton
Bass- John Paul Jones
Drums- Brian Rosenworcel
Piano- Tori Amos

1 Fathead
Vocals- Bruce Dickinson
Guitar- Kirk Hammet
Bass- Chris Squire
Drums- Chad Smith
Keyboard- Matt Bellamy

2 YK,FK
Vocals- Eddie Vedder
Guitar- Jimmy Page
Bass- Cliff Burton
Drums- Neil Peart
Keyboard- Keith Emerson

3 Sela
Vocals- Kurt Cobain
Guitar- The Edge
Guitar- Tom Morello
Bass- Tony Levin
Drums- Carter Beauford

4 Steel Frog
Vocals- Michael Jackson
Bass- Paul McCartney
Guitar- Prince
Drums- Phil Collins
Accordian- Weird Al

5 A2
Vocals- Freddie Mercury
Guitar- Jimi Hendrix
Bass- Les Claypool
Drums- Ginger Baker
Keyboard- Mark Mothersbaugh

6 Drew
Vocals- Mick Jagger
Guitar- Duane Allman
Guitar- Jack White
Bass- Flea
Drums- Travis Barker

7 Philip
Vocals- Robert Plant
Guitar- Frank Zappa
Drums- Buddy Rich
Bass- Tina Weymouth
Piano- Stevie Wonder

8 Dawson
Vocals- Jim Morrison
Guitar- BB King
Guitar= Slash
Bass- Jaco Pastorius
Drums- Keith Moon

9 Knarf
Vocals- Roger Daltrey
Guitar- Eddie Van Halen
Bass- Geddy Lee
Drums- John Bonham
Keyboard- Edgar Winter

10 Batman
Vocals- Elvis Presley
Guitar- Eric Johnson
Bass- John Entwhistle
Drums- Stewart Copeland
Keyboard- Steve Winwood

11 JJ
Vocals- Axl Rose
Guitar- Pete Townshend
Guitar- Dickie Betts
Bass- Roger Waters
Drums- Dave Grohl

12 Dawgs
Vocals- Garth Brooks
Guitar- Stevie Ray Vaughn
Drums- Frank Beard
Fiddle- Charlie Daniels
Keyboard- Phil Vasser

13 Will
Vocals- John Lennon
Guitar- Joe Walsh
Guitar- Vince Gill
Bass- Bootsie Collins
Drums- Max Weinberg
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Re: Ultimate Rock Band Draft

#2 Post by Philip » 08 Mar 2011, 00:27

Yeah, I'm game.

Jimi Hendrix was singer and lead guitarist for The Jimi Hendrix Experience (also Band of Gypsys) so he should be eligible. I'm less inclined to argue Michael Jackson since it ain't gonna bring him back.
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#3 Post by alan smithee » 08 Mar 2011, 00:34

Philip wrote:Yeah, I'm game.

Jimi Hendrix was singer and lead guitarist for The Jimi Hendrix Experience so he should be eligible.
I hear that Michael Jackson may have been in a band with four siblings, too.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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#4 Post by » 08 Mar 2011, 01:18

alan smithee wrote:
Philip wrote:Yeah, I'm game.

Jimi Hendrix was singer and lead guitarist for The Jimi Hendrix Experience so he should be eligible.
I hear that Michael Jackson may have been in a band with four siblings, too.
Doesn't really matter to me. We can make any eligible, I suppose. i was just going off what Klosterman said. I think his reasoning behind keeping Hendrix out was because he is everyone's top choice for guitar. he reasoning on Jackson was that he wasn't really a rock guitarist (which he then kind of refuted by saying Beat It was easily a rock song.)
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#5 Post by Batman » 08 Mar 2011, 02:44

I'm in. I know who I'm picking for cowbell.
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#6 Post by Fat Head » 08 Mar 2011, 04:26

Count me in, man I hope i win this
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#7 Post by Sela » 08 Mar 2011, 06:31

I'm in too
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#8 Post by Steel Frog » 08 Mar 2011, 07:45

It seems silly to indulge and silly to pass at the same time.

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#9 Post by Dawson » 08 Mar 2011, 07:50

Sounds cool, and hopefully goes quicker than the character draft we've been playing for the past 2 years

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#10 Post by knarf » 08 Mar 2011, 08:00

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#11 Post by justdrewit » 08 Mar 2011, 10:30

Game.
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#12 Post by You Know, for Kids » 09 Mar 2011, 12:31

Sure...
It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.

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#13 Post by » 10 Mar 2011, 06:20

ok, for simplicity, lets just say any musician is eligible for your band. Here is the draft order:
1 Fathead
2 YK,FK
3 Sela
4 Steel Frog
5 A2
6 Drew
7 Philip
8 Dawson
9 Knarf
10 Batman
11 JJ
12 Dawgs

This is the order we'll use for rounds 1,3 & 5. The order will reverse for rounds 2 & 4.

Fathead, you're up
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#14 Post by Fat Head » 10 Mar 2011, 09:09

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#15 Post by You Know, for Kids » 10 Mar 2011, 09:12

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#16 Post by Sela » 10 Mar 2011, 09:23

For my singer I was wrestling between a lizard king, a beatle.. but I finally had to go with
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#17 Post by JJ » 10 Mar 2011, 09:34

OK, can I enter this now?
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#18 Post by » 10 Mar 2011, 11:17

JJ wrote:OK, can I enter this now?
I added you on to the end
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#19 Post by sldawgs » 10 Mar 2011, 11:21

What JJ said, except from me.
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#20 Post by Steel Frog » 10 Mar 2011, 11:43

Oh, my turn?

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#21 Post by » 10 Mar 2011, 11:53

Steel Frog wrote:Oh, my turn?

This lovely lad:

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Do you want him on bass or vocals?
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#22 Post by » 10 Mar 2011, 11:53

sldawgs wrote:What JJ said, except from me.
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#23 Post by » 10 Mar 2011, 11:56

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#24 Post by Philip » 10 Mar 2011, 13:12

Fat Head wrote:Bruce Dickinson!
Just like you and me, he puts his pants on one leg at a time but once his pants are on he makes gold records.

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#25 Post by Steel Frog » 10 Mar 2011, 14:18

A² wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:Oh, my turn?

This lovely lad:

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Yes

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